14. My Favorite Teenager

Ethan Robert Detrich Jude Winklebleck. You are a little guy with an enormous name, but I remember when you were an even littler guy with the same huge name. It is really strange to watch to grow from a tiny little Bug with Coke-bottle glasses and a squeaky voice into the smelly, loud teenager you are today. I feel like I am writing this in a high school yearbook or something. But anyway, happy birthday and I'm glad you are my "twin" brother.